Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Humpday Holiday Update!

It’s Humpday!!



I know it’s been a ROUGH week so far for a lot of you, ME TOO! But the good news is I have a HELLOVA-HUMPDAY UPDATE for you! All of the Big 10 websites have been updated! And since it is the Holidays, I've updated the BIG !) sites with a little Holiday cheer! Be sure to visit your favorite to see what I mean! (Or hell, visit them all!) PLUS as you know only a few more days remain in the month for you to join any of ht BIG 10 adult websites & be entered to with the Kings Custom Ipod Touch! You haven't heard about that? You must have been under a cock somewhere…damn I meant “rock”! No worries, you have until December 31 st to join any of the Big 10 to be entered to win! OR see us at our booth in Vegas at the 2012 AVN Expo & enter to win for FREE! Check this blog if you’ve missed any of this MUST-KNOW-INFO in the 12 Days of XXX-MAS!!


*This week members of RockTheIcon.com get a special treat! This freaky-hot explosive video update puts Rock & SaXXX back together again for the 1st time since their very 1st encounter years ago!! You know how Rock goes, & you also know that SaXXX breaks backs! SO, who do you think cums out on top? You'll need to peep this video in the members area to find out. http://www.rocktheicon.com

*Seems that far too many people slept on SaXXX, but now they "know better"! Check out SaXXX in her latest HD gallery titled "Fucking Animal"!! Raw animal magnetism, XXX-RATED passion & Hard to the Fucking Core!!http://www.saxxxjust4u.com

*ClubCarmyell members will be happy to know that we're bringing fetish back! You asked for it, well here she is! The Queen of ball busting, power smacking, nipple pinching & more is back! Be sure to catch Caramel Vixen of CaramelVixen.com as she returns in a brand NEW HD gallery to show you how pain can be pleasure!! http://www.clubcarmyell.com

*It's getting harder to keep up with the requests of you fetish freaks! Especially you FOOT FETISH nutt jobs! But, hey I came through again! This weeks update is actually one of the FIRST foot fetish shoots I ever did! Classic & controversial! Yeah, these feet belong to a Lawyers wife! Yeah she was a undercover freak, check it out today!. http://www.iceblaque.com

*This weeks update will give the Wet members that love some FETISH a most awesome treat! This week the one & only Caramel Vixen comes through to bring the pain in a NEW HD gallery! Check her out today!. http://www.wetinthecity.com

* What happens when you put two very different flavors together? You know like a little salt & pepper! You get a divine,exotic taste of course...one that melts in your mouth! Check out this weeks interracial update as these two bottoms try & figure out who's gonna be top! It may be HARD..but I'm sure they will work it out. Enjoy this HD photo gallery this week & find out if your TEAM SALT OR TEAM PEPPER! http://www.thebuttburglars.com

* Word is the Local Boom-Boom Room in DC is about to be busted wide open by the Pink Pussy Police! But that didn't stop this fresh new dancer from getting her some "solo time" by getting her nutt off! Join Today & peep the HD gallery & video of Trish as she said fuck the Triple P & rubs 1 or 2 or 3 big orgasms out!! Check out the FREE PREVIEW first & see for yourself why Pink Pussy is the only thing they Police! http://www.pinkpussypolice.com/

* Guess Who's cuming to Capital City Cougars?!? If you guessed SaXXX then you were absolutely "erect"!! Everyone knows that SaXXX put the "Cougar" in Capital City Cougars! SaXXX stopped by this update to show everyone that she still has "IT"! While other cougar websites are featuring tore up Booger-Wolves, we thought we'd stay away from that gawd awful trend! Instead, hit the members area this week & see what classy but nasty REALLY means! Go ahead have some SaXXX!http://www.capitalcitycougars.com

*New Dick tugging, ball draining adult websites added to the “head” nexus of the net that we call DICK GREMLINS! http://www.dickgremlins.com

*More HOT, NEW destinations compiled from all over the net...all in one place! http://goodgoogalymoogaly.com


See all of the Kings Big 10 Adult Websites:
at http://www.kingsadultentertainment.com/bigten.htm


For my webmasters…. are you finally ready to make SOME REAL MONEY NOW! I’ve been telling you about the 50% share you get from promoting a BIG 10 website for quite some time now. The BIGGEST payout season is HERE! So now more than ever you need to sign up TODAY & start promoting the sites that still pay even in this economy!


WetintheCity.com Webmaster Programs:
http://www.wetinthecity.com/webmasters.html

ClubCarmyell.com Webmaster Program:
http://www.clubcarmyell.com/webmasters.htm

IceBlaque.com Webmaster Program:
http://www.iceblaque.com/webmasters.htm

RockTheIcon.com Webmaster Program:
http://www.rocktheicon.com/webmasters.htm

SaXXXJust4U.com Webmaster Program:
http://saxxxjust4u.com/webmasters.htm

TheButtBurglars.com Webmaster Program:
http://thebuttburglars.com/webmasters.htm

CapitalCityCougars.com Webmaster Program:
http://www.capitalcitycougars.com/webmasters.htm

PinkPussyPolice.com Webmaster Program:
http://www.pinkpussypolice.com/webmasters.htm


As always, if you're not doing so already, be sure to follow King on Twitter
TODAY! I give away great prizes during the EASIEST, LONGEST RUNNING Trivia
contests on Twitter! Thousands of dollars in cash & prizes have been awarded so
far! I'm talking adult toys/novelties, webcams, movies, cash & more! So be sure
to follow at "kingjeffishere" on Twitter today!

Enjoy the rest of your week, much love!
-SO SAITH THE KING

Friday, December 16, 2011

Getting "IT"...in the Adult Entertainment Industry.




Happy Holidays People!

This blog idea came to me this week after speaking with a few customers and long time friends. It also comes as a result of what I see as a deteriorating adult entertainment industry,more specifically, as it applies to minority own/ran “businesses”. I put a quote on “businesses” to signify that I’m talking about authentic/legally structured & ran minority entities….AND NOT..those who “pretend” or profess to be a legitimate business. I’m not going to go into that, because many of you KNOW exactly what types of fake or phoney people I’m talking about. And that my friends, is yet another blog topic. No, what I’m talking about here today is “real” minority adult businesses that year in & year out tend to blame the economy, larger non-minority owned businesses, & even plain bad luck as reasons they are not successful in their own business.


For example,all year long I work at producing the BEST in adult entertainment…period! In my company that consists of adult novelties, adult parties/cabarets, mobile digital photography services, adult websites, and more! Basically, full circle adult entertainment. I currently produce Kings Big 10 adult websites of which features 3 of the most hard working, and impact-full adult talents in the industry. Carmyell of http://clubcarmyell.com , SaXXX of http://saxxjust4u.com & male talent extraordinaire Rock The Icon, of http://rocktheicon.com . All three work hard all year round to give their perspective fan following, their very best! Being on the inside, I see how hard they work, and know that this time of year, is when it all should pay off! I’m talking about the time that I pull all 3 together & place them on the grandest stage at the biggest event of the year….The 2012 AVN Expo in Las Vegas Nevada.




Each year, 25,000 plus people swarm to Las Vegas for a chance to meet their favorite porn-stars in person. To see them live, take photos, and even purchase signature memorabilia,to a true fan, is a magnificent treat to say the least. In many cases, lifelong fantasies are fulfilled at this event. Which is why I'm happy to say, this is the 1st time Kings will be exhibiting at the Expo. In the past, my newly formed team & I have traveled together & separately to meet fans, & promote our “individual” brands. However, this year, as I mentioned already, will be the first time we will do this officially as a unit under Kings Adult Ent. Bringing Carmyell, Rock & SaXXX together came from my on going pledge to have something for “everyone”. Each of the 3 have amassed a fan base different from the other. To bring them together,is definitely a wonderful merger that will benefit all involved…especially the fans!



Now, that intro was to explain very briefly & in much edited form the gist of what I’m trying to get across to you. The focus of customer services and/or giving the people what they want is how you maintain, and continue to be successful over a long period of time…and that’s in ANY INDUSTRY! I focus specifically on giving the consumer exactly what they want from adult entertainment, and it pays off each and every year! This year, the people asked to see Kings & the Big 10 adult entertainers in Las Vegas, together! And that’s exactly whats gonna happen. When I announced this event, there were negative echoes of confused voices throughout other minority “businesses” & those pretending to be such.



These misguided individuals spoke of things such as a racist atmosphere at the annual AVN conventions. They continued by saying that the Avn Expo isn’t made for minorities or people of color. Or in my best Kanye West impersonation, “AVN Doesn’t Like Black People”. Blacks never win at the AVN Awards,the system is set up to be…YADA,YADA,YADA ….BULLSHIT! First & foremost, your focus should always be on keeping the consumer happy. And in this industry that means giving them quality adult entertainment. For Kings, part of that means, bringing the awesome talents of Carmyell, Rock, and SaXXX to a venue for their fans to meet in the flesh & allow interactions that are known to last a life time! Next, why wouldn’t a company want their brand in front of 25,000 plus, “targeted” potential customers? That's customers who "want to buy" adult products & services! Each year that I’ve attended, I’ve not only developed new leads but, experienced a 30% increase in sales as a direct result of attending. My most proud example of this,is of a new customer I developed from my attendance to the 2011 AVN Expo., a customer that was from China. Now to some of you, that may not seem so great. But, here’s what makes it so extraordinary. Most of the adult toys/novelty products I sell are manufactured in China.(Like, what isnt, right!) My new customer chose to become a customer of Kings Adult Ent even though they knew they could purchase the very same product that I was offering in their own country! This still may not make sense to some of you, but it goes back to "customer service". One, from our initial interaction with each other at the Expo, a instant bond was formed. I was told that from my courteous, humble attitude alone, that I now had a new customer. On top of that, my prices, expedited shipping policies, and free gifts with every order, totally set me apart from most of the other options out there.



Here’s another question to the person why cry-out about injustices with the AVN Award nominations.What have YOU done to produce award winning adult works/movies/websites? Most of the people I see complaining have produced piss poor work or absolutely nothing at all! They feel vindicated in their arguments of racist treatment by AVN when they receive a nomination from say, Urban X Awards. So I ask, how much weight are you putting on that nomination,wherever it originates from? Think about this, producing a quality adult video/work means nothing if your company brand is unknown! (maybe attending more trade shows to promote it & the hard working adult talent can improve on that?) Also, what good is a great dvd, if no one knows about it. Again, piss poor distribution tactics, minimal marketing, & a horrible web-presence kills any chance of success for your work! (you know who you are). And last, what “value” are you placing on that AVN/Urban X nomination? If your underlying reason for producing a work is not entertaining the consumer, why the fuck are you wasting your time? If your work ethic is strong, and you focus on making the work a most desired piece,by presenting the consumer with decent adult performers, maybe a story line, & a all around well produced product…your product will speak for itself. And with that comes the nominations, the accolades, and yes..PROFITS! All this only comes from a job well done.




With that said…



Here are 3 reasons why you should be attending the 2012 AVN Expo if you’re a business:



1.Your getting 2 shows for the price of 1!-If your like me & sale adult toys/novelties,your gonna be able to benefit from twice as much info,products & services all in one show!



2.Over 25,000 people attending- Nuff said.



3.Awesome Seminars-you never know it ALL. Get continuous info/updates on industry changes that help your bottom line!



Here are 3 reasons why you should be attending the 2012 AVN Expo if you’re a consumer:



1.Company's like Kings Adult Ent (That’s us!), will be on hand with your favorite stars, company products, info, and cool giveaways & prizes! And it’s all for YOU!



2. Las Vegas- Las Vegas is & probably always will be the ULTIMATE in cities that cater to the mature adult!



3. You deserve a break today.(wait a minute that’s McDonald's)



With this blog topic, I could go on & on, but I honestly don’t have time. I’m Pres/CEO, accountant, marketing/promotions, web-design, photo/videographer, editor, novelty wholesale/retail sales rep, party promoter, and more.(yes, I have thirteen plus jobs, but, no I’m not Jamaican mon). My point is, if you want it, YOU CAN HAVE IT. You just have to know exactly what “IT” means to you…



Thanks for checking out my blog! I you have any questions or comments, feel free to post them here!

Friday, December 9, 2011





DAY-9 of the 12 DAYS of XXX-MAS! Starting in the early part of 2012 Kings will be hosting a series of cabarets/parties in the DMV area catering to the mature adult. Everything found at our private events & more will make these parties MUST ATTEND events. They will feature Big 10 Stars & many more of your favorites! Once we totally engulf the DMV with Kings events, I’m thinking it will be time to take the show on the road! Look out, cause we’ll probably be coming to your town! And the BEST part is YOU have the power to determine if we make it to your hood! Starting now, you can hit us up at king@kingsadultentertainment.com to put your hometown on our list of "MUST CUM TO" places! Stay tuned for more in 2012!

BONUS-LISTEN UP, cause this is for TODAY ONLY!!! Carmyell, Rock & SaXXX want to thank their fans for a year of awesome support so, we're doing something totally spontaneous! TODAY & TODAY ONLY send us a post card from your hometown with the code:"Kings69Touch" on it, & you'll get a FREE entry for the ipod touch that will be awarded at the 2012 AVN Expo in Vegas! How fucking cool is that?!?! REMEMBER the post card must be post marked Dec. 9th with code on it. (If you have already been entered to win by joining any of the BIG 10 websites...this entry counts as an additional entry!)



Have you joined the BIG 10 since December 1st, so you can be entered to win the NEW IPOD TOUCH from Kings? NO!?!? WTF?!? It's cool, because it's not too late! Check out Kings blog below for more details on how you can be entered to win -TWICE!



What do you get if you happen to win the Ipod Touch? You get: Face Time-video calls, HD video recording, Retina Display, AirPlay,Music & Itunes, AND SO MUCH MORE! Be sure to see us at the 2012 AVN Expo in LasVegas for your chance to enter to win OR Join any of the Big 10 Adult Websites for multiple entries!

*Apple is not affiliated with Kings Adult Entertainment. Apple does not sponsor, endorse, approve or have any responsibility for this promotion!



If you missed any of the 1st 8-Days, it's ok, hit my blog at
http://kingjeffishere.blogspot.com/


Here's a few links in case you need them:

The Big 10!
http://www.kingsadultentertainment.com/bigten.htm


The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo
http://adultentertainmentexpo.com/


Much Love, & have a awesome FREAKY FRIDAY!!!

-SO SAITH THE KING

Thursday, December 8, 2011

The 12 Days of XXX-MAS Day 8! For my fellow business owners!



DAY-8 of the 12 DAYS of XXX-MAS! For the people that cant make it out to the 2012 AVN expo, I will have coverage! We will broadcast live when we can, send video footage via youtube, facebook, twitter, Rude,etc to keep you up to date & informed on all that goes down in Vegas. We know that not everyone will be able to make it out, but we will do our best to keep you posted so that it's like you were right there with us! Also, ANY Business in the DMV area...or, tell you what I'm gonna do..let's include NY to Fla., who whats a chance to have their business in front of a est. 25,000 potential customers, hit me up for info on how you can have your business cards, flyers, or other promotional tools included in our gift bags & at our exhibit. Kings is & always has been about networking however, get at me as soon as possible, cause those spots I'm making available are "limited".



Have you joined the BIG 10 since December 1st, so you can be entered to win the NEW IPOD TOUCH from Kings? NO!?!? WTF?!? It's cool, because it's not too late! Check out Kings blog below for more details on how you can be entered to win -TWICE!

What do you gt if you happen to win the Ipod Touch? You get: Face Time-video calls, HD video recording, Retina Display, AirPlay,Music & Itunes, AND SO MUCH MORE! Be sure to see us at the 2012 AVN Expo in LasVegas for your chance to enter to win OR Join any of the Big 10 Adult Websites for multiple entries!

*Apple is not affiliated with Kings Adult Entertainment. Apple does not sponsor, endorse, approve or have any responsibility for this promotion!

Here's a few links in case you need them:



The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo
http://adultentertainmentexpo.com/


Much Love, & enjoy the rest of your week!

-SO SAITH THE KING

Sunday, December 4, 2011

The 12 Days of XXX-MAS Day 4!

Morning People! It's Day 4 of the 12 Days of XXX-MAS! Now mainly today, I want everyone to take time for self. Relax & get your mind body & spiriit as one! Listen to some smooth jazz or your favorite calming music. Watch a football game, or go fishing! Whatever you do, just enjoy YOU!



Day 4-There will be daily games for awesome Prizes at our booth in Las Vegas at the 2012 Adult Entertainment Expo!! Fans will be able to spin a wheel for a chance at prizes like cool autgraphed memorabilia, adult toys, & even a chance to win lunch or dinner with Rock, Carmyell or SaXXX! How Cool is that?!?



Now I'm gonna take my own advise & gt some me time in! Tune in tomorrow for DAY 5! Aspiring & current INDUSTRY PEEPS, you don't wanna miss this one!



* I want to remind everyone about the Bonus Entry for the Apple Ipod touch! If you Join any Big 10 Site between Dec 1st & 31st you'll receive a special email notification from King with a code confirming your entry. Send us a "post card" from your home town with you info, & that code on it, & we'll enter you for yet another BONUS chance to win. This special edition Kings Ipad touch comes with Kings Adult Ent. stamped on the back, so you can let everyone know who your down with!


Here's a few links in case you need them:

The Big 10!



The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo



Much Love

-SO SAITH THE KING

Friday, December 2, 2011

Morning People!

It's Day 2 of the 12 Days of XXX-MAS & I have to say, I must have blew people away with Day one, cause it's been CRAZY!!!

Well, let me drop some more info on yah! We will be Staying at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, the same hotel as the AVN Expo! SO, chances are if your staying at the same hotel/casino we may meet in person, have drinks,chill & talk about anything during non-show business hours! I’m going to even give a little BONUS…if you’re going to be staying at the same hotel, I’m going to give away one of my 1-hour photo sessions(photos only) for FREE! Your choice of location, change-up, etc. However, I don’t do makeup! Your images will be burned to disk right there for you to take with you. For more info on the The Hard Rock or to book your stay, hit up http://www.hardrockhotel.com/

Yesterday I announced the "Keep In Touch" with Kings & the Big 10 promotion! If you didn't hear about that, check out my blog at http://kingjeffishere.blogspot.com/ & find out how yo can enter to win the hottest entertainment device of the season, The Apple Ipod Touch!

I hope everyone has a MOST AWESOME Freaky Friday! Have fun but above all be safe!

Much Love

-SO SAITH THE KING!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Friday, November 11, 2011

CartoonPink: Delicious

CartoonPink: Delicious: So, I have certainly been a busy girl! I've been doing lots of custom illustrations for private collectors. It's been fun :)  But I didn't w...

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

A Memorial Fit For A King


I thought by waiting a couple of days after the dedication ceremonies for the Martin Luther King Jr Memorial here in DC,that I could visit the memorial crowd free & enjoy what is definitely one of the top 5 historical events of my life. I mean I'd be able to park pretty close, walk around without squeezing and/or bumping into any tourist rapidly snapping photo after photo. I thought that essentially that the excitement of the event would have died down, and that 2 days later after the ceremonies I'd practically have the memorial to myself.....FAIL. Parking was horrible & I was far from being alone. But, I'm not going to be negative about this, no sir-ree! Because, once I got out my car & walked into the entrance of the memorial I saw the most beautiful thing! I saw little black boys and black girls along with little white boys and white girls. I saw black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics. I saw just about every single ethnicity all in one place, all for the same reason. Every face was lit with joy, excitement, and a host of other emotions that seemed to almost cause the concrete statue of King himself to smile.

My original intent was to share my personal feelings on how the life long contributions of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.,has directly impacted my life. But, that would be boring. I'd rather much hear how YOU, the reader, feel about the world as you know it & how it may be different without the struggles endured by Dr King. How Dr. King & many others like him have directly affected YOUR day to day quality of life. Feel FREE to post your comments & share with me & the next reader what The life of Dr. King means to YOU.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

A World With No Jobs

By now you've probably heard through email (on your mac),Tweet (on your i-phone) or even your Facebook page (on your i-pad) Steve Jobs, the co-founder of Apple Inc. & the man behind the first pc, the iPod, iPhone iPad & so many other innovations, has passed away. Steve Jobs passed on Wednesday Oct 5th leaving many people wondering what the world would have been if he had decided so long ago to have just done....anything else. This was initially supposed to be a blog that rattled off the many accomplishments of Steve Jobs. How he contributed to making the world a more technological advanced society, changing how we actually function on a day to day basis. No, I decided not to make this blog like the countless others drowning the net right now. I decided to let YOU make this blog the most informational one around by telling how Steve Jobs & his many accomplishments have changed how YOU live. It's clear to me this could go "from infinity & beyond" , but I'm curious to know

how one man has impacted so many. Feel free to share right now, how your life wold be different if not for Steve Jobs & his mastery of his craft.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Wednesday, September 7, 2011