Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Last FAN-tastic Update of 2012!

The LAST HUMPDAY of 2012!!!


First of all Kings would like to thank EVERYONE that has ever attended a Kings hosted party/event or purchased a product or service for your continued patronage! It is because of you that we achieved 10 years in business this past June! To be a part of your on going entertainment budget & be the choice YOU prefer for your adult products & services mean everything to us! It's the core of what we do & why we do it! Which is why we're launching into 2013 with BIGGER & BETTER EVERYTHING! So "un-fasten" your seat belts and get ready to take a ride with Kings to the next level in premium adult entertainment!

Now, with that said...ARE YOU FUCKING READY?!?!?!

All of the BIG 10 Adult websites have been updated, so if you haven't visited or joined in a while, now's the time to get caught up! And for my webmasters, it's not too late for you to get a head start on 2013 promoting the BIG 10 websites! This year we disbursed the BIGGEST affiliate payout checks EVER! So, promote one, or promote em all, just get in where you fit in!


*Did you get that ipad mini for X-MAS? No? Well, there's STILL a chance that you can WIN ONE FROM KINGS! Remember, any membership purchases made at any of Kings BIG 10 Adult websites up until December 31st automatically enters you into the grand-prize drawing for Kings Custom ipad mini to be given away next month at the 2013 AVN EXPO in Last Vegas! Plus there still is ONE MORE Twitter Trivia Contest this year where you can win a cool prize PLUS a BONUS entry for the ipad mini! And for those of you that were drained over the holidays you can STILL enter to win the ipad mini for FREE by dropping us a postcard with the words "Kings Custom Mini" in the mail postmarked by December 31st! (Yes, I moved the date to the 31st, more chances to enter!) Get our snail mail address HERE!

*Now, for our peoples coming out to see us in Vegas at the 2013 AVN Expo, you'll be able to enter to win the grand-prize giveaway LIVE & in person at our exhibit! But, you do know that's not all...right? We'll have daily giveaway prizes from Kings, Vegas based sponsors & more! Hell, this years we're making sure that EVERY visitor that comes through, receives the #1 LUBE ON THE PLANET...courtesy of our friends at WETLUBE! So,no matter what day you come to see us at our exhibit, chances are your walking away with some cool prize just for showing up!

*If tons of great giveaway prizes weren't enough, I decided to take fan suggestions & feature some awesome guest adult entertainers to join up with the BIG 10 stars Carmyell, SaXXX & Rock The Icon! Each one of the guests have either worked with us in the past or will be working with us in Vegas! Bottom line, I've made sure that we appeal to the crowds of various ethnicities at this show, just as we always have! You'll get a little bit of everything this year at our exhibit, so it's definitely the 1st exhibit you want to visit every day of the Expo!

*Also, BRAND NEW, never before poked, licked or prodded adult entertainers are WELCOME to come through for your chance to work with us while we are in town!

*Last but certainly not least, The King of Adult NOVELTIES HIMSELF (that would be me) will be offering BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE SEEN adult products ranging from Fetish gear, to brand new vibes! I'll even have classic #1 sellers that we use in videos & that the BIG 10 Entertainers swear by! Plus, if you REALLY take your pleasure products seriously, I'll have on hand the BEST ORGASMIC MACHINE EVER MADE..THE SYBIAN! YEAH! You'll be able to come out, give it a ride & find out how you can buy it through Kings & receive a BONUS when you do! The "trippy" part is,the prices will still reflect the most affordable & high quality adult products around! That's how I'm putting it down!

There are plenty more announcements, but I just realized we still have some weeks to go! I think I'm gonna save a few surprises, you know spread it out a bit, don't want you blowing your loads all early...

Much Love To You All!

STAY TUNED!

SO SAITH THE KING!

 

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Saturday, December 1, 2012

FAN-tasic Begins NOW!

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IT'S THE FIRST OF THE MONTH! IT'S SATURDAY! IT'S THE BEGINNING OF...FAN-TASTIC!


Hello everyone! It's that time of year when it's ALWAYS better to give than receive! Well, here at Kings, we like to take giving to the XXX-TREME! Today begins Kings road to Las Vegas for the 2013 AVN Expo- Anniversary Edition & this year we want YOU to be there!!! (If you haven't heard about it, be sure to peep my last newsletter.) Now, last year about this time during the road to Vegas, I went SUPER CRAZY with MAD Trivia contests for awesome prizes & a sick grand prize giveaway at The 2012 Expo for the hottest electronic device out at the time...a custom Kings ipod touch with beats by dre head phones! We even gave people not able to travel to Vegas a chance to enter from the comfort of their P/C or portable devices. A join to any of the Kings Big 10 websites & every trivia contest win came with a FREE entry to win last years grand prize giveaway.

So this year I asked myself, how could we possibly do better than last year? It was simple, we decided to once again do what NO ONE else was doing and that is cater to the fans to the XXX-TREME! Which is why this year the Kings exhibit at the 2013 AVN Expo will be titled "FAN-TASTIC!" So here's what going down! (you may wanna right this down or bookmark this page!)

First up, this year once again the BIG 10 Entertainers Carmyell, SaXXX & Rock The Icon decided that they wanted to give their FANS...MORE, JUST PLAIN MORE!! For showing them so much love throughout the year, it's now time to give back to the FANS cause without the FANS..there is no us..period! So,this years 2013 AVN Expo Grandprize will be for the #1 rated electronic device out right now...a Kings custom apple ipad mini!!! Yes, you heard me correctly!!! For the second year in a row, we're giving one lucky FAN the "HOTTEST" prize of the AVN Expo! But, that's only the beginning! This year our "FAN-TASTIC" exhibit comes with so much MORE! MORE daily giveaways, MORE products like a all new FETISH line that we'll be carrying at here Kings! But this line will be made available to the EXPO FANS FIRST! And I know by now you've heard of the 50 Shades of GREY Phenomenon, well, you'll be able to get that #1 selling book & just about every item the book covers! Hell, we're even looking to have a FETISH expert on hand to spank dat ass..for all our freaky fetish peeps!

Think that's all...NO WAY, I haven't even started! This year, Carmyell , SaXXX & Rock wanted to give 1 lucky FAN that planned on coming to Vegas for the show, a chance to attend the EXPO FREE as a guest VIP of KINGS! YES I said FREE! The lucky fan will actually get to hang out at our exhibit as a VIP & have mad adult fun & chill with the BIG 10 Entertainers! Also, as a VIP of Kings your pass will give you access to the entire anniversary show that's slated to be the best ever with countless adult entertainers,a new Fetish Exhibit, Young Money's own Tyga, and so much more! Now, I could have left it at that, and FAN-TASTIC would definitely be a awesome event for the FANS...but, that's not HOW I DO! To really show the FANS how thankful we are for all their support, we came up with yet another way a FAN can have a unforgettable experience with their favorite BIG 10 Entertainer! How does "lunch" with your favorite BIG 10 Entertainer sound? Just imagine, Vegas, The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Sin City & lunch with Carmyell! Or maybe your a lady that would just cream her panties to have lunch with Rock! Well, all I can say is, it's gonna happen! The question is, can your heart take all this XXX-TREME excitement!!?!?

Now, I'm gonna tell you how you can get yourselves entered for a chance to win these great prizes TODAY! Just like last year, I want EVERYONE to have a shot at the ipad mini! So, just like last year,you won't have to travel to Vegas in order to enter & win!

*As before, ANY membership purchase at ANY of the BIG 10 Adult websites from December 1st-31st 2012, automatically get's you a entry for the ipad mini or the Kings V.I.P. pass! Plus unlike last year, if you join more than once or more than one BIG 10 website, you will receive additional entry's for any & every additional membership purchased! MORE CHANCES TO WIN...AWESOME!

*Maybe you're looking to win lunch with your favorite BIG 10 Entertainer for the Expo? Well, same sweet deal! Whether it's Carmyell or Rock simply join the website of the one you wish to have lunch with & you'll be entered to win! One name will be chosen by each entertainer from Decembers memberships & that person will enjoy a hot & sexy meal with their favorite entertainer!

*Feeling REALLY LUCKY? Like power-ball lucky? Then play every Twitter Trivia contest hosted by King during the month of December for Bonus entry's for the ipad mini! What that means is, if you win the Trivia contest prize, you automatically get a FREE entry for the Mini!

*And FINALLY, you can always enter to win the ipad mini, VIP Pass or lunch with Carmyell or Rock for FREE! Simply send us a postcard (postmarked by Dec 25th, 2012) from your home town with the words "Kings Custom Mini", "VIP" or "Lunch" to our snail mail address >>>HERE!

So many FAN-TASTIC reasons to come see us in Vegas & so many FAN-TASTIC prizes, you have to wonder what we'll have to do next year to out top this!

Well, that's how is going down & it's all for YOU! So good luck to everyone & don't forget to follow King on Twitter @kingjeffishere for your shot at the Trivia Prizes this month..starting TONIGHT between 7-9pm est!!  And...IT'S ON!



Much Love!

-SO SAITH THE KING

 

*Disclaimer-No purchase necessary in order to win. Only one Trivia Prize per person, per 30 days! You may enter as often as you like however, multiple entries is not a guarantee of winning. Travel & lodging costs are the sole responsibility of the winning participant. Winners will be notified by email by Jan. 5th 2013

Monday, November 19, 2012

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Monday, September 17, 2012

Saturday, September 1, 2012

The Battle of the Smart-Phones is...over?

A little over 1 year ago I announced online that I would put powerhouse smart phones "Blackberry" & the Apple "iPhone" in a head-2-head battle to see which one would reign supreme over my business & personal cell-phone needs. What I didn't mention is how long this evaluation would take. Well, it's been over two years (the length of the average cell phone company contract) & yes I have determined a winner!


But before I get to that, let's go over the history of the Blackberry & I. When I first started my business 10 years ago, I wanted a phone that screamed "hey am about my business"! And about that time a company called "Nextel" had gained momentum on the cell-phone scene in the Washington DC area with their push-to-talk feature. Soon, every major business was on the push-to-talk kick to get business "done". It was a brilliant & cost effective way to keep track of employees & their work progress. But what happened next was truly unexpected, but very welcomed by Nextel. The average consumer took to the push-to-talk feature like Mitt Romney to a off-shore account..it was just irresistible! Everyone wanted to chirp at the 7-eleven to their buddy out-side in the car, "so what chips did you want?". Soon,I went from BIG BULKY flip-phones to eventually the Blackberry.

Although I enjoyed my BB, I found that I was missing "something" from my cell phone. The problem was I never realized just how slow the operating system was at the time because,at the time, the speed was still conceivably sound for the technology available. I was able to email & receive spread sheets & word documents and get business "done". But then, with the introduction of the smartphone revolution, every company came for Blackberry's head! To me, the new smaller size phones boasting faster applications, music & games only seemed like glorified video games with a phone feature. At last, I must fast forward to the present (2 years ago) cause I could go on & on about the differences between the various phones & features that were force fed to the technology starving public over the years.

So, back the the BB & iphone test. Well, this is actually really simple. I'm not going to get into the carrier wars, because I have found over the years that it all depends on YOU the consumer. If you live or spend most of the cell phone use time in the city, some carriers fair better than others, and vice-verse for the sub-burbs & rural areas. No, what I'm comparing now is the features of the two phones, and again, it's quite simple. FOR ME, I found that the iphone operating system, speed & growth far exceeded the BB. Let's do the comparisons head to head.

Both phones were compared for size,design,speed,Apps,reliability,user friendly The Blackberry took "3 stars" for size,reliability & being user friendly while the iphone cleaned up with "6 stars" for all categories.

Bottom line, for two years I tested the sending & receiving of documents & spreadsheets, both with & without images. I tested the speed to which both phones open apps & processed tasked. I even compared the availability of new ground-breaking apps(yes game apps too) and features. In all of these comparisons, the iphone came out on top. It was something I originally was not ready to accept cause with some people like me, I don't like to "change" certain things. But the nail in the coffin for the BB was ONE MAJOR fall back. When the new age of "payment processing" hit the market, company's like Square, Intuit, & a now a few others, designed their initial system with only the iphone & androids in mind. The inability for me to accept credit card payments through my BB was one of the motivating factors to even looking in the direction of the iphone. With a system that increased my POS numbers drastically by a cool 55%, it was clear to me that the blackberry was being left behind. Yeah, BB kept up with the touch-screen revolution on some models, threw out it own messenger & managed it's way into a verse in Hip Hop Mogul Jay Z's Venus vs Mars "Hov's a Blackberry Bold, Shawty is a Sidekick". But unfortunately, it's just not enough to keep me as a loyal connoisseur of the BB.

So, in closing I'd like to say to the people at RIM, thank you for years of reliable service & a undeniable effort to revolutionize how people do business..but, for now I must put your BB on the shelf with my Cellular One Bag & Block Phone,calculator watch, & PSP. Much Love!
*Feel free to add your OWN comments on YOUR choice of SmartPhones!

Friday, August 17, 2012

Monday, August 13, 2012

The Count Down Has Begun!!


The Count-down has begun! Only 4 more days till the official opening day of Kings Adult Entertainments Home Office! And it's really a "home-office"! Now I'll have the entire lower level of my home dedicated to providing simply the BEST products & services for the mature adult! The great part is, now I only have to roll out of bed & drive "no-where" to get my work done....gotta love it. One of the things I love even more is having the best place in the Washington DC area for full access to quality adult products & services. Let me tell you exactly what's going to be available to DMV area peeps starting Friday:

*Superior adult novelties for the most reasonable prices around! I'm talking adult toys, lingerie,dvd movies & so much more! Because I have low-overhead,I can "keep" my prices low & my customers happy. But, if you've been buying from me over the last 10 years, this is something you're already use to! But don't picture just coming in & racking you brain over which merchandise would be best for you...my lengthy experience of providing superior customer service leaves each individual client with the feeling of pure satisfaction. My product knowledge ranks with the best & the best what is you'll get patronizing Kings! (private shopping times by appointment for your privacy!)

*Now, we couldn't offer adult toys without something extra/different than anywhere else. Couples & singles alike can enjoy our private relationship-building counseling & workshops! For example, not everyone is hip to the designs, use, benefits of incorporating adult novelties into one's sex-life. That's where we come in! Everything from selecting your 1st toy/movie, to demonstrations of their use, to even experimenting with role play & fetish will be available for discussion. Nothing is Taboo! My certifications from accredited instructors on these topics & vast experience have been used by marriage counselors & sex-therapists world wide!
*Digital Photography Services! The same quality & value that our customers received over the years from our mobile digital photography, will be embodied here at "Dungeon Studios"! Not only will we be able to handle many of our adult themed content production right here,but,aspiring print and fashion models are also welcomed to come & build their portfolios right here as well! With constant equipment upgrades & the ability to leave with your photos on a disk or flash drive, we take the away wait and add fast & convenience. And because of the variety of services Kings provides, we're not jacking up photography prices to get rich off our customers. We're designed to give you high quality product & the value for your dollar you deserve! SO that there's NO confusion,our price to value ratio is the BEST in the area...period.

*Adult Entertainers Gateway! Now, aspiring adult entertainers(or porn-stars for the old school) can inquire about breaking into the adult industry live & in person. A huge resource of information specifically on the origins of the industry, it's growth, current status, & it's future will be available. But, of course we're not stopping there! Aspiring entertainers will also have the opportunity to have live on-the-spot casting couch auditions for seasoned veterans like Kings Big 10 Entertainers that include Carmyell, SaXXX, & Rock The Icon! Plus, the relationships we've built with other adult industry entertainers & producers over the years, will afford the young "porn-cadets" access to one of the largest adult industry networks available! So if you're aspiring to be a web-cam model,website sensation, exotic dancer,or adult video star,our collective resources will give you the best chance at reaching your personal,business, and financial goals!

*Last but not least,we will offer consulting on computers & security. In addition to basic office services such as phone/fax/copy & even resume preparation services! Especially convenient for those still stuck in the "dry-corporate world" looking to follow their dreams of what they really want to do in life. In any case, we got you covered!

So, if you're in the DMV or plan on visiting the area soon, be sure stop in or just say hi, you'll be warmly welcomed! Find out more about Kings Adult Entertainment at: http://kingsadultentertainment.com

FYI!!Don't miss the return of Kings Twitter Trivia on Saturday 18th! You can be sure not to miss it by following me on Twitter @kingjeffishere For over 2 years we've owned the #1 spot for the most prizes given away via the EASIEST Trivia contest on Twitter! Just ask anyone, if you want the BEST in Adult Entertainment, look no further than Kings! Much Love! -SO SAITH THE KING

Friday, August 10, 2012

ONE MORE WEEK!! It's CUMIN!


The wait is almost over! The opening day of Kings is set for August 17th, next Friday. I'm doing a more detailed blog about products & services,but for now, here's a taste. We'll have the only office in the DMV offering the "widest" range of adult products & services...period. Novelties, lingerie & adult movies, are just a few of the products that'll be available. Also, on site digital photography, intimate couples counseling, & even faxing is just a few of the services we'll provide! Did I mention, that people interested in breaking into the the adult industry will now have a place right in the DMV to go to audition?? Yeah, So whatever you do, be sure to check out next weeks FULL blog & get the full scoop! *ONE MORE THING! Check the blog for the return of Kings Twitter Trivia! That's it for now, I've got tons of work to do! Much Love!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Only a few more days before we here at Kings hit the official 10 year mark of bringing quality adult entertainment products & services to the massive mature adults who seek it! I've dubbed it "10 Years Doing It!" To celebrate this special occasion, I've put together a cool prize package for our well known Trivia Contest! For the last few years, we've given away tons of prizes in the form of cash, free gas, adult toys, and more! Everyone that's ever played knows, it's the EASIEST trivia on Twitter. And for that reason alone if your not doing so already, be sure to follow me at "kingjeffishere" & tune in on Saturday June the 30th between 7pm & 9pm est for a chance to win our 10 years anniversary prize pack!

What's in the pack? I'LL TELL YOU! The winner of the prize pack will cop a "Three The Hard Way" 2012 Calender set featuring Kings Big 10 Adult Entertainers Carmyell, SaXXX, & Rock The Icon! Yes, the winner will get ALL THREE limited edition calendars! But, that's not all! For the freak in you, I'm throwing in our top selling rabbit, The Ultra Rabbit Pearl by Pipedream! And to go with it, you'll get a healthy bottle of the #1 lube on the planet, Wetlube Platinum! BUT WAIT, I'M STILL NOT DONE!!! Courtesy of our mobile digital photography services, we want to inspire & encourage the inner exhibitionist in you so, I'm throwing in a Vivitar Digital Camera! Now whether you wanna pretend to be a porn-star, or work your way up to it, you can start by taking digital photos & videos to capture your "bad self" at your freakiest!

All this & a few extra goodies will be in the prize pack for this weekends 10 Year Anniversary Trivia Prize Pack! The best part is, it'll cost you nothing to play, you just have to remember to tune in on Saturday. So, mark you calendar, or set that reminder on your BB,iphone, or other smartphone cause this is one you dont wanna miss!
Much Love
-SO SAITH THE KING!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

It’s been a minute since my last blog, but this one should be well worth the wait! June is a HUGE month here at Kings! First,just like every June before it, I celebrate my Birthday this month & people that know me kinda already know I usually party all month long! However,this June is a little more special this time around! Why? Cause,June 29th marks 10 years that Kings Adult Entertainment has been in business!

Some of you may not know this but, it was 10 years ago this month, when I first came up with the idea for Kings Adult Ent., Originally, Kings was to specialize in adult novelties only! Here’s how it all went down. In response to the many Americans being sent to war right after 911, I saw a opportunity to address the need of the many women that were left behind by their spouses & love ones….the need to fill a void. Although no one wanted to admit it at first, after some time the physical needs women have to be stimulated & physically/mentally satisfied can be a overwhelming necessity! Especially for those whose partners are half way around the world.

My idea was to help keep these women faithful & provide a outlet for a safe yet powerful “release”. That’s when it hit me .. give em TOYS! My idea was to make my “toy parties” as popular & most sought after like it’s age old Tupperware counterpart. By marketing adult toys/novelties to these women, I thought I’d fill a need that “no one” wanted to admit even existed! Boy was I right! It wasn’t long after my 1st sale (rabbit, June 29th 2002) that the word quickly spread that not only could you have a toy party & buy cool “fun-treats”,but you could get them at prices that rivaled or in most cases were much more affordable than just about any store in the Washington DC Metro area! What was most surprising to me, was that the parties were short & few,while just straight one on one orders were the more popular thing.

Once word of mouth took over, it was clear to me that many women knew what they wanted & they wanted it yesterday. To wait for a party to go down, was not feasible to them, but hey, it worked for me! Then….”IT” happened. One of my customers decided she wanted to send her husband some sexy photos to keep his spirits up & to remind him of what he needed to come back home to. She asked me if I could take the photos for her. She said she had a trust & comfort level with me because of our great relationship with the toy sales. She felt confident I would be professional enough for the task(well, at least she did!). Fortunate for me, photography was one of my loves in high school. Once again, it wasn’t long before, “word of mouth” had me taking intimate flicks for the wives/love ones of soldiers just about every week!

Soon, I was exploring the entire world of Adult Entertainment Industry in a effort to see what else could I get into next! After securing a decent distributor of adult products & implementing a system to keep prices low, shipping/delivery fast & advertising costs at a minimum, it was time dive into the next chapter…my own adult website! I was constantly being told that I had a air of sexuality & a few people suggested I consider porn. Well, I wasn't interested in being a porn star, I really didn’t feel I was “built” for it. But somehow I thought…it would be cool to make a adult website that would allow me to take sexuality to another level. I would control what’s on it, take the photos, video, it would be HOT! My own adult website…cool, so I did it!

To make a extremely long story short,but detailed..Kings went from just toys, to adult websites, mobile digital photography & parties! It was my plan to provide mature adults with the best in full circle adult products & services…period. Needless to say,after 10 years, recently (literally like the last few weeks)I had to ask, Am I enjoying myself? Is this something that I want to continue doing? Am I really making a difference in this business? While I was pondering these question my phone rang with a order from a longtime customer, a female officer from a nearby military base. She wanted a new toy for the weekend & after all these years, she had only purchased from me. It was odd to say the least that I’d get a order/call from someone like her, while I was just asking myself these questions. Well, I guess I had my answer.The show must go on!

In closing, the REAL meaning behind this short blog is a message of encouragement.For ANYONE in business,let me share this.Over the years there have been ups & downs with with continue growing my business.However,the ONE THING that remains the same & has made us the best at what we do is always making customer service priority number one! It’s why word-of-mouth is our best advertising tool,always has been & probably always will be. To you I say, if you believe in something,work hard & it'll pay off. No matter what it is YOU CAN DO IT!Continue to "renew" your passion & stay focused on your goals. Anything is possible!

In celebration of 10 years of business, I’ll be conducting a most special Trivia this month on June the 30th! What? You don’t know about my Trivia contests for cool prizes? Awww c’mon! For the last few years, I’ve given away all kinds of cool prizes & cash! So, if your not doing so already, be sure to follow me on Twitter at “kingjeffishere” for the longest running/easiest Trivia contest on Twitter! And don’t forget the 10 year Anniversary prize is gonna be XXX-TRA! Stay tuned for a upcoming blog when I give a detailed description of the prize! Much Love!

-SO SAITH THE KING

Thursday, April 26, 2012

AVN 30th Year To Be Celebrated At The Hard Rock!

Just this week, AVN announced it’s intent to once again take over the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas Nevada for it’s annual adult entertainment week of events that attract tens of thousands from all over the world. Just like in January of 2012, the AVN plans to host all of it’s shows including Internext, Adult Entertainment Expo, Adult Novelty Expo, AEE Fan Fest, & the 30th annual AVN Awards. Wait…maybe you didn’t absorb that. I ended with “The 30th annual AVN Awards”! Yeah, that’s right AVN will also be celebrating 30 years of the Awards Show & 15 years of the Entertainment Expo.

 

With that said, I think this coming January 2013, LasVegas will definitely be the place to be. However, let me back up a bit. The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, with it’s small size, was able to not only pull of the 2012 event but somehow successfully negotiate another year with AVN for the 30th Anniversary. I for one, am TRULY shocked. I could have sworn form all the feedback I received that a new larger venue would be in the works for 2013. Kings had the opportunity to exhibit this year at the 2012 event for the 1st time & all things considered I thought it was ok, definitely a learning experience. After a last minute exhibit upgrade, my exhibit received more than it's share of traffic so I really can't complain! I was pleased with my location as it was right next to a row of bars! This allowed the Kings family to entertain many of their fans, develop new fans & leave a lasting impression with both consumers & other industry peeps alike! The Hard Rocks design of several halls, allowed them to break up the weeks events into the various halls, but, as hard as they tried, they still didn’t have the same comfortable presentation as with the previous years at the Sands Expo Center. The massive convention space at the Sands still left “unused” space with all the expo attendees & features, while the Hard Rock struggled to effectively handle the capacity of such a huge consumer driven event. In addition, it was revealed that because of the various locations, some attendees didn't know that there were "other" areas to enjoy.

 

I mean,don’t get me wrong,I feel that for the Hard Rock,the event was a HUGE success! From full occupancy, to gambling & restaurants, they definitely felt the revenue increase for that week. But, that’s not all! The other hotel services & products such as the business center made a freaking killing as well! After short conversations with business center staff, it was clear that prior to the AVN Expo., they needed a boost in sales/income. Well…a boost is what they received..AND THEN SOME! Think about the number of adult companies attending that needed fax services, shipping & travel assistance. And hell if charging each business to receive & send their packages for their exhibits, booths, products & displays weren't enough…they even made a bit more by charge each individual exhibit for electricity! (Essentially, if you needed it, they’d run a extension cord to your exhibit..for a handsome fee of course!) Bottom line,when I was leaving the Hard Rock with bags in tow,the employees were already planning what to do with their bonuses! So it’s fair to say, The Hard Rock had plenty of motivation to retain this event for the following year…even offering AVN a bigger discount to lease the place…maybe?

 


All I know is, this event HAS TO BE well planned with both the consumer & industry attendees in mind. Celebrating such a milestone should not over shadow a comfortable, fun-filled, quality experience FOR ALL! What do you think about the 2012 AVN Expo & the upcoming 2013 Anniversary edition? If you have some input, feel free to comment on it below!

Much Love!

-SO SAITH THE KING

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Happy Humpday From Kings!

Happy Humpday People!

I hope the week is going well for everyone so far. What in the HELLZ going on with the gas prices?!?!?! I'm about to buy me a big wheel & a skate board today!

Now for some good news, ALL the Big 10 websites have been updated! Here are the updates:

CapitalCityCougars.com-Are you the next Cougar-Hottie to appear on Capital City Cougars!? Well I know Anna was "good & ready" to cum try out & show us that you wouldn't be able to tell by her looks that she's been around the block a few times! Sexy, bright & still hot as hell! That's what makes a cougar hot enough of Capital City Cougars. Be sure to check out Anna this week as she strips "butt-naked" & plays in her cougar garden! Go ahead, join TODAY http://www.capitalcitycougars.com/

Clubcarmyell.com-Hey Babies! This weeks update is a special treat for my Club Members! Hit the members area & check out this new exclusive HD gallery of my visit to BustyBabyDolls.com . I love it when I travel & get to work with so many cool people! So if your membership has expired..time to re-up! See you "inside". -Carmyell http://www.clubcarmyell.com/

DickGremlins.com- The BEST in HEAD, HEAD & MORE HEAD! New HD VOD for your ass from the #1 content provider on the new AEBN! Yep, the same folks who brought you The Real Touch! Check it out today! http://dickgremlins.com/

GoodGoogalmoogaly.com- New DVD downloads, streaming videos on demand and so much more, it's no wonder that people are STILL yelling "goodgoogalymoogy"! http://goodgoogalymoogaly.com

IceBlaque.com-This weeks Erotic Story Update came from a new Ice Blaque.com member who won a FREE 30 day membership for this submission "Orgasm's with Nature". So,check out this New story in the members area, then send us your own story & maybe YOU will be our next winner! http://www.iceblaque.com

PinkPussyPolice.com- I thought we'd seen all of Corporal Cummings last time, but fortunately I found another set of HD images that captures her big milky, tits & au natural pussy plantation! I mean who but the Corporal walks around with that much hair on her pussy!?!?! And yet she demands that ALL of her prisoners eat her pussy like the BEST PIE on the planet. (c'mon some of you love hair in your teeth) Be sure to hit the members area today to peep this & her previous update....that's an order! *She kinda reminds me of "Elaine Benes"from Seinfeld! It's ALL girls, ALL the time only at http://www.pinkpussypolice.com

RockTheIcon.com-This week check out this crazy double-team video update featuring Dymond Hipz & Hershey Rae !! That's right Rock takes them both on at the same time! Who do you think will "cum" out on top? You gotta see the back & forth head competition & multiple orgasms it's insane! But don't take my word for it,check out the FREE preview video right now & then JOIN! http://www.rocktheicon.com

SaXXXjust4u.com-This weeks HD gallery update is titled "Jealousy". Is it because I'm HOT & your girl is NOT? Is it because you HAD me & now you want me back...not too happy with what you got? It's OKAY...I'm Infamous for a reason so just..JOIN TODAY -SaXXX http://saxxxjust4u.com

TheButtBurglars.com-When we 1st launched The Butt Burglars, everyone went crazy for the TS sin-sation Maria! Her sexy erotic shower/bath photo shoot was a sure-fire soapy way to get that nutt off! Well, this is the LAST SET of HD photos from that shoot & as always I saved the best for last. Fully functional....uhhh YEAH! Big Tits? C'mon now! Bubble ass? Of-fucking- course! But don't take my word for it, see for yourself. Hit the members area & Get Butt Today! http://thebuttburglars.com

WetintheCity.com-This week, we get slippery & wet with a new erotic story update titled "Slippery When Wet"! So, grab yourself some "wetlube" & a towel, cause it's gonna get messy! http://www.wetinthecity.com



Last but not least.....Webmasters! If you havent done so already, IT'S TIME to get signed up with promoting the BIG 10 websites! First, if you need extra income this year to grab that new motorcycle, or take that spring/summer trip..The BIG 10 adult websites will get you there the fastest! Tired of signing up for webmaster programs that just don't pay? Yeah, I know, I cut a ton of them fools off last year! However, the BIG 10 websites sell themselves! A proven network of "quality" content and Kings hand selected TOP adult entertainers make this a WIN right out the gate. Keep in mind, this year marks 10 years of excellence from Kings Adult Entertainment, so get on board today!



That's it for now, be sure to follow me on Twitter @kingjeffishere for updates on what going on at Kings, PLUS every weekend for over 2 years we've owned the #1 spot for the most prizes given away via the EASIEST Trivia contest on Twitter! Just ask anyone, if you want the BEST in Adult Entertainment, look no further than Kings!

Much Love to you all!

-SO SAITH THE KING

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The 1st Blog of 2012!! A MUST READ...ONLY ONE MORE WEEK!




What's going on people!!?!? It's a new year & this is the FIRST newsletter for 2012. It's coming a little late mainly because I've been swamped with preparations for the POWER MONTH of January. Many of you know there's much going on here at Kings. In fact, we're only one week away before I board a plane to head out to Las Vegas for the First/Biggest adult entertainment event of the year...the 2012 AVN Expo! The reason why this is so important to me, is because it's gonna be a time where we here at Kings give back to the fans/create new ones, expand our existing products & services and put a HUGE stamp on the industry that'll remind everyone that Washington DC will now & forever be known for something other than the political capital of the world. Now Washington DC & the DMV area will also be synonymous with the Adult Entertainment Capital of the world & Kings Adult Entertainment is making that so!

If your attending the 2012 AVN Expo to come & see Carmyell, SaXXX, & Rock The Icon LIVE..you won't be disappointing! As I've stressed for the last few months, this will be the 1st time that all three of the BIG 10 stars will be in the same place at the same time! And it's all for the fans! Plus, don't forget, if your in the industry as well & looking to work with Carmyell, SaXXX & Rock, there are will be opportunities for networking, product endorsements & we will be shooting several projects as well! Did I mention that I'll be selling my top adult toys personally as well as giving mad info on different toys/novelties & how to use them properly? OH yeah..all that! Bottom line, time is drawing near so if you havent grabbed your tickets yet...how about putting that on your list of things to do TODAY!


Also, DON'T FORGET attendees will be able to enter to win the NEW KINGS CUSTOM IPOD TOUCH with Beats By Dre Headphones!! Yeah we're GIVING THAT AWAY TO ONE LUCKY WINNER! If you've already joined any of the BIG 10 websites from December 1st-31st 2011..you know your already entered to win! But I'm gonna do something XXX-TRA SPECIAL! UNTIL FRIDAY the 13th ONLY, join any of the BIG 10 websites, & I'm gonna give everyone one more chance to be entered to win! Simply go to http://www.kingsadultentertainment.com/bigten.htm , join any or all of your favorite BIG 10 websites & I'll send you a special email verifying your entry! PLUS, check me on Twitter @kingjeffishere on Saturday 14th for our Trivia contest & have yet another chance to be entered to win! Times running out, don't waste another minute!




What do you get if you happen to win the Ipod Touch? You get: Face Time-video calls, HD video recording, Retina Display, AirPlay,Music & Itunes, AND SO MUCH MORE! ANd you should all kow about the Beats By Dre Headphones! Advanced driver design provides deep bass, soaring highs, and ultra-clear midrange..simply the best on the market!

*Apple, Beats By Dre/Monster is not affiliated with Kings Adult Entertainment & does not sponsor, endorse, approve or have any responsibility for this promotion!

Here's a few links in case you need them:


WetLube
http://www.stayswetlonger.com

The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino!
http://www.hardrockhotel.com

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo
http://adultentertainmentexpo.com/


Much Love, & have a great week!!!

-SO SAITH THE KING