Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Last FAN-tastic Update of 2012!

The LAST HUMPDAY of 2012!!!


First of all Kings would like to thank EVERYONE that has ever attended a Kings hosted party/event or purchased a product or service for your continued patronage! It is because of you that we achieved 10 years in business this past June! To be a part of your on going entertainment budget & be the choice YOU prefer for your adult products & services mean everything to us! It's the core of what we do & why we do it! Which is why we're launching into 2013 with BIGGER & BETTER EVERYTHING! So "un-fasten" your seat belts and get ready to take a ride with Kings to the next level in premium adult entertainment!

Now, with that said...ARE YOU FUCKING READY?!?!?!

All of the BIG 10 Adult websites have been updated, so if you haven't visited or joined in a while, now's the time to get caught up! And for my webmasters, it's not too late for you to get a head start on 2013 promoting the BIG 10 websites! This year we disbursed the BIGGEST affiliate payout checks EVER! So, promote one, or promote em all, just get in where you fit in!


*Did you get that ipad mini for X-MAS? No? Well, there's STILL a chance that you can WIN ONE FROM KINGS! Remember, any membership purchases made at any of Kings BIG 10 Adult websites up until December 31st automatically enters you into the grand-prize drawing for Kings Custom ipad mini to be given away next month at the 2013 AVN EXPO in Last Vegas! Plus there still is ONE MORE Twitter Trivia Contest this year where you can win a cool prize PLUS a BONUS entry for the ipad mini! And for those of you that were drained over the holidays you can STILL enter to win the ipad mini for FREE by dropping us a postcard with the words "Kings Custom Mini" in the mail postmarked by December 31st! (Yes, I moved the date to the 31st, more chances to enter!) Get our snail mail address HERE!

*Now, for our peoples coming out to see us in Vegas at the 2013 AVN Expo, you'll be able to enter to win the grand-prize giveaway LIVE & in person at our exhibit! But, you do know that's not all...right? We'll have daily giveaway prizes from Kings, Vegas based sponsors & more! Hell, this years we're making sure that EVERY visitor that comes through, receives the #1 LUBE ON THE PLANET...courtesy of our friends at WETLUBE! So,no matter what day you come to see us at our exhibit, chances are your walking away with some cool prize just for showing up!

*If tons of great giveaway prizes weren't enough, I decided to take fan suggestions & feature some awesome guest adult entertainers to join up with the BIG 10 stars Carmyell, SaXXX & Rock The Icon! Each one of the guests have either worked with us in the past or will be working with us in Vegas! Bottom line, I've made sure that we appeal to the crowds of various ethnicities at this show, just as we always have! You'll get a little bit of everything this year at our exhibit, so it's definitely the 1st exhibit you want to visit every day of the Expo!

*Also, BRAND NEW, never before poked, licked or prodded adult entertainers are WELCOME to come through for your chance to work with us while we are in town!

*Last but certainly not least, The King of Adult NOVELTIES HIMSELF (that would be me) will be offering BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE SEEN adult products ranging from Fetish gear, to brand new vibes! I'll even have classic #1 sellers that we use in videos & that the BIG 10 Entertainers swear by! Plus, if you REALLY take your pleasure products seriously, I'll have on hand the BEST ORGASMIC MACHINE EVER MADE..THE SYBIAN! YEAH! You'll be able to come out, give it a ride & find out how you can buy it through Kings & receive a BONUS when you do! The "trippy" part is,the prices will still reflect the most affordable & high quality adult products around! That's how I'm putting it down!

There are plenty more announcements, but I just realized we still have some weeks to go! I think I'm gonna save a few surprises, you know spread it out a bit, don't want you blowing your loads all early...

Much Love To You All!

STAY TUNED!

SO SAITH THE KING!

 

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